Rumors of Voldemort Involvement in MIAC Soccer
Known commonly by the Alias of Jeremy Carpe and wearing number 9 this season, Voldemort has been playing soccer in the MIAC for three years now.
Voldemort keeps a very low profile and in general acts like a bitch in order to mislead us into thinking that he is not the most evil man in the entire world. However, occasionally Voldemort slips up and lets some of his pent up anger out (remember Loras). It's important to always keep a couple of spells up your sleeve when you encounter Voldemort in this guise. Studies have found that the best spell to incapacitate the Volde-carpe is to coo the word carrrrrpe in a soft falseto with a long rolling of the r's.
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