Subs: David Villa, Didier Drogba, Phillipe Mexes, Franck Ribery (no, just kidding, that's just mean)
11) Rafael Marquez:
Rafael Marquez está muy caliente. Yep, that has pretty much maxes out my knowledge of the Spanish language, but when it comes to Marquez, that’s all you need to know. Perhaps it’s his ability to wear a ponytail without reminding me of the patrons I’d expect to meet in a rural South Carolina diner, or maybe it’s his smoldering, just-the-right-amount-of-scary stare. Regardless, I’m sold.